Milenomics² [NoAF] Podcast Episode 73 & 74: A Norway Trip Report

A Norway Trip Report…on today’s Milenomics² Podcast

01:00 Scope: 2 weeks in Norway. Oslo, Tromso, Lofoten then back to Oslo for a few days. 

  • Wanted to get away from people. 
  • Love the coast, and Norway has a LOT of coastline
  • Spent most of our time in the arctic Circle (but not considered the arctic)
  • Map:

10:12 Outbound: Air France. LAX-CDG Plus a 4hr layover.

  • Flight was smooth and the daytime departure was nice
  • Got to experience the new LAX Air France lounge. Open 3 weeks ago. New is always better.
  • 4hrs in CDG was perfect with kids. Got through immigration, train to the 2F terminal, settled into a lounge, everyone showered and then about 45 minutes later we were off to the gate
  • Kids meal was pre-ordered and was great.
Air Frane Business Class, Child Meal. LAX-CDG. The kids meal on the return CDG-LAX was extremely disappointing.
  • CDG-OSL very basic, service by Amelia (by Air France)

20:10 Getting to Oslo from the airport Fly to vs Vy. 

  • Trains run every 10-20 minutes. Travel time is less than 30 minutes. 
  • Flytoget calls itself the ‘fastest’ airport train. This might be true, but only by a minute or two.
  • Vy is a few minutes slower. Faster than driving even.
  • Flytoget has Kids free vs VY so the prices start to converge when you take this into consideration
  • approx $12 – 24 per person one way.
  • Taxi was about $125. We had 4 of these one ways to do so we needed to get good at them.
  • Vy app is not as good as the Ruter app for buying tickets with US credit cards. Stick to the Ruter app.
  • Ruter and VY app cannot buy flytoget tickets, so Ruter + Flytoget app are the ideal combo.
  • Tickets can also easily be bought at the ticket machines.

25:20 Clarion hotel the hub (a strawberry hotel)

  • Location is great, just off Oslo central station
  • 810(!) rooms. Norway’s Largest hotel. Did not feel this big.
  • Booked family size room for 16000 points
  • With a Strata Premier this is 8000 TYP transferred to Choice.
  • Included a pull out sofa which was already set up for us.
  • Includes full buffet breakfast with omelette and crepe station.
  • Nice, newish hotel.  Certainly a great way to spend TYP and appreciate they book family rooms.
  • Came back and worked to get connecting rooms. Seemed willing to even give some partial extra credit for the family room vs. 2 regular rooms.

30:58 Oslo:

  • World city, really a great feel to the city, full of energy, parks and fantastic amounts of museums.
  • 20+ Hours of daylight. People outdoors and a city that is alive.
  • Paris and Prague feels. But English is a first or second language in most signs and interaction.
  • Summer in Norway is Wildflower season. The landscaping in the cities is beautiful.
  • Be Aware of your surroundings at night. There were some sketchy areas we stumbled into. Nothing too rough but still, be aware.
  • Food was easy to find and diverse
    • Interesting food halls: Oslo Street Food or Barcode Street Food
    • Most world cuisine was easy to find and well done.
  • Getting around is so easy. There are very few people driving cars. Taxis only really.
  • Malls. So many malls. Beautiful they way they preserved the facade of the building and then you walk in and find a 3 story mall.
  • NeoTokyo Store was stocked with Japanese toys/foods/snacks.
  • Normal Store was a favorite of my two kids for candy/gum/interesting small dollar shopping for them.
  • Gets rural quickly, leave city center and you’re in the forest.
  • Everything I saw ahead of visiting said to get out of Oslo — I really, really enjoyed Oslo, and wish we spent more time there. SO much to explore.
Interior of Oslo Street Food, one of two food halls we visited in Oslo.

35:24 Food in Norway 

  • Solid!
  • Nothing like I was expecting 
  • Even in Tromso easy to find good options: Sushi, Thai, Fish & Chips, kid friendly food everywhere.
Poke Bowl, in Tromso. Blown away by the freshness of food in the Arctic circle.
  • Lofoten: had some meals out, touristy but to be expected.
  • Our budget flex was that we had an airbnb in Tromso/Lofoten with a kitchen. Instead you could opt for prepared foods from the grocery.
  • Reindeer: not bad. My 9 year old ordered it twice.
  • Fruits and veggies are plentiful and easy to find in stores.
  • Strawberry, raspberry, blueberry season. Fantastic berries that were easy to find. 
  • Had one meal that was Norwegian. It was ‘ok.’
  • Watermelon, passion fruit, grapes, nectarines, mangoes etc. 
Tromso Grocery Store produce department. Another complete surprise was the access to fresh fruits and veggies.

45:36 Travel to Tromso and Lofoten

  • 1 quick 2hr flight on Norwegian 
  • Fine. Much better than southwest.
  • Included 4 checked bags and overhead access.
  • Incoming plane had everyone deplane and then boarded us and took off all in less than 35 minutes 
  • Pretty views from the plane on the right side as we approached Tromso.
Tromsøya island is in the top center of this image from the plane.

Tromso rental car: Hertz 

  • Months out cars were expensive. One way rentals to Lofoten were nearly $2000.
  • Originally booked an Alamo rate about $700 for a week. Anything less than 7 days was over $1200. 
  • Was told this would be an automated kiosk. That’s likely old info. All rental companies at the airport had full manned areas.
  • Rented a VW ID.4 ev. Got a VW ID.4 $524 for a week.
  • Tolls, ferries and parking meant a $300 pre-authorization. Ended up using about $80 in tolls with 1000 miles driven.
  • Tolls are once per hour, regardless of how many you go through. Most tolls were under $2.
  • Returned it late and nearly empty. I didn’t want to bother charging it. Was quoted about $25 plus the cost of electricity if I returned it under “around 70%”. I decided to leave it as empty as possible and skip a charging stop on the return since I’m paying for the convenience.
100% Recommend renting an EV in Norway, doubly so if you have an airbnb which likely has a charger.

Tours: get your guide+ capital one shopping 

  • Commodity tours are a great use of capital one. Click through and don’t buy, a few days later a good offer comes to email. 
  • Clicked through a common tour operator and didn’t end up paying for the tour. 
  • Used some chase UR
  • Received a 38.5% cash back offer from Capital One shopping 
  • Which….just worked! Took two tours down from 100 or so per person to 63 or so per person 

51:29 Tromso: where to stay?

  • The city is….well, a city. Has a few strawberry hotels and a Radisson Blu
  • Parking is about $4/hr in the main tourists area. I don’t know if any hotel has parking.
  • You could certainly get around on public transit (hard with kids) even to far flung parts of the area. 
  • But being away from the city is quick and easy. 15 minutes puts you in an incredibly rural beautiful environment.
The View from our Airbnb. (link to listing)
  • If I had it to do over I’d stay on the island of  Kvaløya near Esterboten or Sommory. You’re close to Tromso but with incredible views:
  • The best grocery store seemed to be the Eurospar on E862
  • No other store matched it for fresh fruits and veggies.
  • Grocery prices are reasonable, stores are stocked with plenty of great fresh options and even some ethnic staples.
  • Beer and Wine are expensive and wine is only sold at Vinmonopolat stores.

56:52 Low-ish season in Tromso / Lofoten

  • Busy time is apparently northern lights and early spring for winter sports
  • I thought summer in Tromso was fantastic
  • Negatives, whale season is not summer. Did see some porpoise.
  • Tours were 10-25% full. Small enough that you got to know the group. 
  • Slow pace in Northern Norway. Very Slow.
  • 9-10 max

1:00:11 Tromso to Lofoten islands. 

  • This was the ultimate “what’s the best way to get there” test
  • Flying might have worked. Except cars were extremely pricey at Svolvaer, and the closet airport had a tiny runway. There are no direct flights from Tromso to Svolvaer. At some level it meant a full day of travel either by car or air. So we road tripped it. 
  • There are high speed Ferries that don’t take cars, and drop you in Harstad (still not where we wanted to be).
  • There are options that involve busses. But again with mobility issues (little kids) I wanted a car.
  • Option 1: over land. 6hrs or so. About 500km. no views, and locals say not worth doing. 
  • Option 2: two ferries plus about 300km of driving. 8hrs.
If you’re driving and want a car when you get to Svolvaer these are two of the three options.
  • Option 3: Hurtigruten. Maybe 14 hrs but nearly direct. Not every day. Must prebook. Weird hours.
    • If you’re going to book this book it on the Norwegian language site (and maybe with a VPN) for the lowest pricing.
  • Needed to decide which to do, booked nothing ahead of time. 
  • Originally decided on the south, direct drive. Was swayed by locals to take the ferries. Big mistake.
  • Senja was a really beautiful place. 

This is a ‘2’ lane road, with some turnouts to let bigger vehicles pass. At points you end up on the shoulder. The drive in places like this is amalfi level harrowing.
  • Pivoted and made it work, thanks to my wife’s quick Google searching and reassuring calming down. 
  • Just drive straight. Roads are easy and we did the return in just about 6hrs with a short break in the middle. 
  • I think a more standard trip is flying to Lofoten from either Oslo, Bergen or Bodo. Adding in Lofoten pushed the complexity up. I’m very glad we went to Lofoten I loved it, impossible to describe.
  • My Final Route looked like this:
This didn’t include the time waiting for one ferry. I could have also spent 14 hours sleeping in my car overnight in Gryllefjord, but chose not to!

1:18:34 Ferries. Interesting for People, Terrible for Cars

  • Cars line up early, fit very few cars.
  • Tour Busses get to cut the line.
  • Arrived about 50 minutes early and was #12 in line. For the second ferry in Gryllfjord I was an hour+ early and #65-70 in line (!)
  • Scan license place and auto charge. 
  • People without a car are free
  • EV pays half price
  • Seems like a service to connect islands with last mile service, not as a method of reliable car transport
  • Not worth doing. Long waits, no way to pre-book and no guarantee you can get on these ferries.
My White Whale.

1:20:44 Lofoten:

  • Need to get beyond Svolvaer for the best of the islands.
  • Svolvaer is any other fishing village.
  • Past Svolvaer is unlike anywhere I’ve ever been.
  • Islands as far as the eye can see, some of the best driving I’ve ever done
  • Harrowing roads in some places where you need to pass a bus or truck and there isn’t enough room
  • Peace and quiet. Weather was unusually warm.
  • Anyone can take a good picture in Lofoten.
  • Surprising numbers of beaches and swimmable areas.

Tours:

  • Oslo: brunch on the fjord, nice but nothing overly impressive about the brunch.
  • Fram Museum (Fantastic, captivated my two kids for 90+ minutes)
  • Tromso: fjord boat tour, arctic fishing. Incredible with the weather we had. 
  • Husky cafe tour and training
  • Floating sauna and swim 
  • Lofoten: silent trollfjord tour, beaches
  • Henningsvær, Lofoten: Extremely touristy.

1:33:20 Return to Oslo and Return home.

  • By now we’re pros getting to/from Oslo Airport
  • Back to the hotel for connecting rooms….that were not ready for us
  • Let it go a day, fixed it the next day.
  • 3 days in Olso: Shopping, city exploration, parks and playgrounds for the kids.
  • Could have spent more time and seen even more museums.
  • Return home on Air France, overnight in Paris. It all just worked.

1:45:15 Overall impressions 

  • Such a laid back country. Almost too laid back (ferry story).
  • Food was not an issue at all. A huge misconception is that the food here is not accessible.
  • Cigarette smoking is everywhere unfortunately.
  • Alcohol laws are not in line with the rest of Europe and can be pricey. 
  • Sunday is a big deal. Almost all stores close. Joker groceries are open Sunday.
  • Tourist towns like Tromso are….touristy but people also live there. Fun to visit the malls and see their daily lives. 
  • Talking to people led us to some of the best surprises of the trip. Nice to be in a country where we could communicate easily.
  • Midnight sun was more of a feature than a bug. We packed our days often going 8am to 10pm
  • Driving 1000+miles was a mix of very easy and white knuckling. Speed limits make no sense. Lots of Amalfi style 1.5 lane roads in Senja and the Lofoten Islands.

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- Written by Sam Simon. All ideas are my own, but I encourage you to see my point of view and I promise I'll try to do the same. Connect with me on Twitter @Milenomics.

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