A Norway Trip Report…on today’s Milenomics² Podcast
01:00 Scope: 2 weeks in Norway. Oslo, Tromso, Lofoten then back to Oslo for a few days.
- Wanted to get away from people.
 - Love the coast, and Norway has a LOT of coastline
 - Spent most of our time in the arctic Circle (but not considered the arctic)
 - Map:
 

10:12 Outbound: Air France. LAX-CDG Plus a 4hr layover.
- Flight was smooth and the daytime departure was nice
 - Got to experience the new LAX Air France lounge. Open 3 weeks ago. New is always better.
 - 4hrs in CDG was perfect with kids. Got through immigration, train to the 2F terminal, settled into a lounge, everyone showered and then about 45 minutes later we were off to the gate
 - Kids meal was pre-ordered and was great.
 

- CDG-OSL very basic, service by Amelia (by Air France)
 
20:10 Getting to Oslo from the airport Fly to vs Vy.
- Trains run every 10-20 minutes. Travel time is less than 30 minutes.
 - Flytoget calls itself the ‘fastest’ airport train. This might be true, but only by a minute or two.
 - Vy is a few minutes slower. Faster than driving even.
 

- Flytoget has Kids free vs VY so the prices start to converge when you take this into consideration
 - approx $12 – 24 per person one way.
 - Taxi was about $125. We had 4 of these one ways to do so we needed to get good at them.
 - Vy app is not as good as the Ruter app for buying tickets with US credit cards. Stick to the Ruter app.
 - Ruter and VY app cannot buy flytoget tickets, so Ruter + Flytoget app are the ideal combo.
 - Tickets can also easily be bought at the ticket machines.
 
25:20 Clarion hotel the hub (a strawberry hotel)

- Location is great, just off Oslo central station
 - 810(!) rooms. Norway’s Largest hotel. Did not feel this big.
 - Booked family size room for 16000 points
 - With a Strata Premier this is 8000 TYP transferred to Choice.
 - Included a pull out sofa which was already set up for us.
 - Includes full buffet breakfast with omelette and crepe station.
 - Nice, newish hotel. Certainly a great way to spend TYP and appreciate they book family rooms.
 - Came back and worked to get connecting rooms. Seemed willing to even give some partial extra credit for the family room vs. 2 regular rooms.
 
30:58 Oslo:
- World city, really a great feel to the city, full of energy, parks and fantastic amounts of museums.
 - 20+ Hours of daylight. People outdoors and a city that is alive.
 - Paris and Prague feels. But English is a first or second language in most signs and interaction.
 

- Summer in Norway is Wildflower season. The landscaping in the cities is beautiful.
 
- Be Aware of your surroundings at night. There were some sketchy areas we stumbled into. Nothing too rough but still, be aware.
 - Food was easy to find and diverse
- Interesting food halls: Oslo Street Food or Barcode Street Food
 - Most world cuisine was easy to find and well done.
 
 - Getting around is so easy. There are very few people driving cars. Taxis only really.
 - Malls. So many malls. Beautiful they way they preserved the facade of the building and then you walk in and find a 3 story mall.
 - NeoTokyo Store was stocked with Japanese toys/foods/snacks.
 - Normal Store was a favorite of my two kids for candy/gum/interesting small dollar shopping for them.
 - Gets rural quickly, leave city center and you’re in the forest.
 - Everything I saw ahead of visiting said to get out of Oslo — I really, really enjoyed Oslo, and wish we spent more time there. SO much to explore.
 

35:24 Food in Norway
- Solid!
 - Nothing like I was expecting
 - Even in Tromso easy to find good options: Sushi, Thai, Fish & Chips, kid friendly food everywhere.
 

- Lofoten: had some meals out, touristy but to be expected.
 - Our budget flex was that we had an airbnb in Tromso/Lofoten with a kitchen. Instead you could opt for prepared foods from the grocery.
 - Reindeer: not bad. My 9 year old ordered it twice.
 - Fruits and veggies are plentiful and easy to find in stores.
 - Strawberry, raspberry, blueberry season. Fantastic berries that were easy to find.
 

- Had one meal that was Norwegian. It was ‘ok.’
 - Watermelon, passion fruit, grapes, nectarines, mangoes etc.
 

45:36 Travel to Tromso and Lofoten
- 1 quick 2hr flight on Norwegian
 - Fine. Much better than southwest.
 - Included 4 checked bags and overhead access.
 - Incoming plane had everyone deplane and then boarded us and took off all in less than 35 minutes
 - Pretty views from the plane on the right side as we approached Tromso.
 

Tromso rental car: Hertz
- Months out cars were expensive. One way rentals to Lofoten were nearly $2000.
 - Originally booked an Alamo rate about $700 for a week. Anything less than 7 days was over $1200.
 - Was told this would be an automated kiosk. That’s likely old info. All rental companies at the airport had full manned areas.
 - Rented a VW ID.4 ev. Got a VW ID.4 $524 for a week.
 - Tolls, ferries and parking meant a $300 pre-authorization. Ended up using about $80 in tolls with 1000 miles driven.
 - Tolls are once per hour, regardless of how many you go through. Most tolls were under $2.
 - Returned it late and nearly empty. I didn’t want to bother charging it. Was quoted about $25 plus the cost of electricity if I returned it under “around 70%”. I decided to leave it as empty as possible and skip a charging stop on the return since I’m paying for the convenience.
 

Tours: get your guide+ capital one shopping
- Commodity tours are a great use of capital one. Click through and don’t buy, a few days later a good offer comes to email.
 - Clicked through a common tour operator and didn’t end up paying for the tour.
 - Used some chase UR
 - Received a 38.5% cash back offer from Capital One shopping
 - Which….just worked! Took two tours down from 100 or so per person to 63 or so per person
 
51:29 Tromso: where to stay?
- The city is….well, a city. Has a few strawberry hotels and a Radisson Blu
 - Parking is about $4/hr in the main tourists area. I don’t know if any hotel has parking.
 - You could certainly get around on public transit (hard with kids) even to far flung parts of the area.
 - But being away from the city is quick and easy. 15 minutes puts you in an incredibly rural beautiful environment.
 

- If I had it to do over I’d stay on the island of Kvaløya near Esterboten or Sommory. You’re close to Tromso but with incredible views:
 

- The best grocery store seemed to be the Eurospar on E862
 - No other store matched it for fresh fruits and veggies.
 - Grocery prices are reasonable, stores are stocked with plenty of great fresh options and even some ethnic staples.
 - Beer and Wine are expensive and wine is only sold at Vinmonopolat stores.
 
56:52 Low-ish season in Tromso / Lofoten
- Busy time is apparently northern lights and early spring for winter sports
 - I thought summer in Tromso was fantastic
 - Negatives, whale season is not summer. Did see some porpoise.
 - Tours were 10-25% full. Small enough that you got to know the group.
 - Slow pace in Northern Norway. Very Slow.
 - 9-10 max
 
1:00:11 Tromso to Lofoten islands.
- This was the ultimate “what’s the best way to get there” test
 - Flying might have worked. Except cars were extremely pricey at Svolvaer, and the closet airport had a tiny runway. There are no direct flights from Tromso to Svolvaer. At some level it meant a full day of travel either by car or air. So we road tripped it.
 - There are high speed Ferries that don’t take cars, and drop you in Harstad (still not where we wanted to be).
 - There are options that involve busses. But again with mobility issues (little kids) I wanted a car.
 - Option 1: over land. 6hrs or so. About 500km. no views, and locals say not worth doing.
 - Option 2: two ferries plus about 300km of driving. 8hrs.
 

- Option 3: Hurtigruten. Maybe 14 hrs but nearly direct. Not every day. Must prebook. Weird hours.
- If you’re going to book this book it on the Norwegian language site (and maybe with a VPN) for the lowest pricing.
 
 - Needed to decide which to do, booked nothing ahead of time.
 - Originally decided on the south, direct drive. Was swayed by locals to take the ferries. Big mistake.
 - Senja was a really beautiful place.
 

- Pivoted and made it work, thanks to my wife’s quick Google searching and reassuring calming down.
 - Just drive straight. Roads are easy and we did the return in just about 6hrs with a short break in the middle.
 - I think a more standard trip is flying to Lofoten from either Oslo, Bergen or Bodo. Adding in Lofoten pushed the complexity up. I’m very glad we went to Lofoten I loved it, impossible to describe.
 - My Final Route looked like this:
 

1:18:34 Ferries. Interesting for People, Terrible for Cars
- Cars line up early, fit very few cars.
 - Tour Busses get to cut the line.
 - Arrived about 50 minutes early and was #12 in line. For the second ferry in Gryllfjord I was an hour+ early and #65-70 in line (!)
 - Scan license place and auto charge.
 - People without a car are free
 - EV pays half price
 - Seems like a service to connect islands with last mile service, not as a method of reliable car transport
 - Not worth doing. Long waits, no way to pre-book and no guarantee you can get on these ferries.
 

1:20:44 Lofoten:
- Need to get beyond Svolvaer for the best of the islands.
 - Svolvaer is any other fishing village.
 - Past Svolvaer is unlike anywhere I’ve ever been.
 - Islands as far as the eye can see, some of the best driving I’ve ever done
 - Harrowing roads in some places where you need to pass a bus or truck and there isn’t enough room
 
- Peace and quiet. Weather was unusually warm.
 - Anyone can take a good picture in Lofoten.
 - Surprising numbers of beaches and swimmable areas.
 












Tours:
- Oslo: brunch on the fjord, nice but nothing overly impressive about the brunch.
 - Fram Museum (Fantastic, captivated my two kids for 90+ minutes)
 - Tromso: fjord boat tour, arctic fishing. Incredible with the weather we had.
 - Husky cafe tour and training
 - Floating sauna and swim
 - Lofoten: silent trollfjord tour, beaches
 - Henningsvær, Lofoten: Extremely touristy.
 
1:33:20 Return to Oslo and Return home.
- By now we’re pros getting to/from Oslo Airport
 - Back to the hotel for connecting rooms….that were not ready for us
 - Let it go a day, fixed it the next day.
 - 3 days in Olso: Shopping, city exploration, parks and playgrounds for the kids.
 - Could have spent more time and seen even more museums.
 - Return home on Air France, overnight in Paris. It all just worked.
 
1:45:15 Overall impressions
- Such a laid back country. Almost too laid back (ferry story).
 - Food was not an issue at all. A huge misconception is that the food here is not accessible.
 - Cigarette smoking is everywhere unfortunately.
 - Alcohol laws are not in line with the rest of Europe and can be pricey.
 - Sunday is a big deal. Almost all stores close. Joker groceries are open Sunday.
 - Tourist towns like Tromso are….touristy but people also live there. Fun to visit the malls and see their daily lives.
 - Talking to people led us to some of the best surprises of the trip. Nice to be in a country where we could communicate easily.
 - Midnight sun was more of a feature than a bug. We packed our days often going 8am to 10pm
 - Driving 1000+miles was a mix of very easy and white knuckling. Speed limits make no sense. Lots of Amalfi style 1.5 lane roads in Senja and the Lofoten Islands.
 


